Ward Mayors Training on a Deserted Island (PART 2)

Track 1

Deserted Island - Lighthouse Area

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Kaede

Everyone will now be partaking in—

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Conductors

a 5 day survival challenge on this island!

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Ward Mayors

Su....

SURVIVAL CHALLENGE?!?!

*conch horn HOOOOONKs*

CHALLENGE: PLEASE REACH YOUR BASE AREA. (WE'LL EXPLAIN THE ADDITIONAL RULES LATER)

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Drone Captain

Okay, You Guys!1 Do you wanna reach the base area?!

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Team Air

SIR, YES SIR!

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Drone Captain

Is that all you got?! One More Set!!!

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Team Air

SIR, YES SIIIR!!!

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Drone Captain

Okie Dokie. If you get tired, then better take a break.... but now is not the time!! Follow Me!

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Renga

This guide drone seems very athletic...

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Kinari

It appears to be a model developed for the purpose of hosting boot camp training.

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Akuta

Dont'cha think these types of places would be hiding some carnivore aliens!!

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Muneuji

If that is so, would we not be special forces partaking in a reconnaissance mission?

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Raito

Perhaps we're being monitored with infrared technology!

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Netaro

More importantly, notice how this grass is overgrown and the ground is so rough and uneven... It is quite hard to walk. How bothersome~

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Yodaka

Would you like to hold my hand?

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Netaro

I'd rather you carry me!

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Akuta

I'mma be the first meal of those meat-eating aliens!!!! Come out of that camouflage tech!! Shoot your plasma cannon!!!

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Nanaki

Ah— hold on a sec, Akuta!

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Yukikaze

Make sure to watch your step, my energetic little brothers.

Deserted Island - Team Air Base

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Drone Captain

You Guys, did Very Good! This Is Team Air's base area!

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Muneuji

It is a rather open and cool place. So this is where we will be spending the next 5 days.

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Chihiro

OEMGEE~! So this is where we'll be survivin' and stuff?! This typa thing gets Chii supes hyped up! It's like totes snapshot worthy from all angles!

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Akuta

Chihiro-san, you get me?! I was thinking the same~ you've just GOTTA film stuff like this! Let's make a super up close documentary!!

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Nanaki

...Uh, weren't our phones and your camera confiscated tho?

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Akuta

ACK- THAT'S RIGHT....!! So our only option is to pantomime?!!2 And like, burning the image into my brain so I can recreate this all later?!?!

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Chihiro

How can you NOT take sum pics at a place with as much photogenic vibes as this~?! If I had my phone, I'd be set to have a crazy amount of snapshots for suresies!!

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Drone Captain

Stop being a wimp! Drop and give me 30 push ups!

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Yodaka

Look now, Netaro. We've arrived at the base. Are you able to walk on your own now?

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Netaro

Feeling weak.... feeling dizzy.... I hate being bipedal........

NNUUWAAA!!

*netaro trips and falls*

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Muneuji

Yowa-san, are you alright?

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Netaro

AAAAHH! My kneecaps that are as precious as jewels....!! Ujiii~~!! The earth is defying me!!!

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Muneuji

Hm.. there does not seem to be any bleeding. Alright, pain, pain go away.

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Yodaka

Oya.... it seems like there is something buried in the ground here. Is this what caused Netaro to trip?

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Kinari

Attempting to excavate.

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Renga

Is this... a treasure chest?

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Akuta

TREASURE DISCOVERED?! Worth tens of billions of yen?! Or is it gold and silver and opal presents?!?

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Yukikaze

Shall we open it up?

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Akuta

OFC, DUH! Open Sesame!

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Chihiro

! Chii's phone is in here!

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Raito

Could this be... related to those "additional rules" Nayuki mentioned?

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Drone Captain

Good eye... They will be announced now! Everyone, listen carefully. Here We Go.

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Nayuki

We are now switching to drone footage. Everyone, good job on reaching your base areas.

Since both teams have reached their bases, I will now explain the additional rules that were mentioned earlier.

Each ward mayor has one starter item in their respective team area. Once you have found them all and deciphered which item belongs to who, please report back.

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Netaro

Ehhh~? We're doing something yet again? I do not wish to take another step.

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Nayuki

The team who reports back first wins the challenge. We have a reward prepared for the winning team, so do your best.

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Muneuji

I see. Therefore, we must find a total of 10 items in treasure chests such as this?

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Raito

And the fact that one of the items was Chihiro's smartphone...

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Renga

...means that our items might be the things we want the most right now?!

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Nanaki

Do you really think this will go that smoothly...?

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Akuta

Plot armor is totally fine!! That's just the kinda world we're in right now. Alrighty, let's all make our wishes now!!

As for me, it's obvs my CA-ME-RA! CA-ME-RA!

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Muneuji

I am a little bit hungry at the moment, so I would like some of Uu-chan's chocolate.

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Chihiro

For Kinyari... a charger is essential, right?

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Kinari

Yes, that is totes FR. Therefore, I shall set treasure chest retrieval as the priority task.

Registering the shape of target treasure chests, and searching for similar objects in the surrounding area.....

I have discovered one at the base of a tree, 3'o clock from where I am positioned. I have also discovered one in the shadow of a rock, about 2 meters away.

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Raito

Now.. thanks to Kinari, we have found quite a bit of our items.

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Akuta

My camera was actually in one of them!!

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Muneuji

Uu-chan's chocolate as well. This is one of the saturn-shaped chocolates I shared with the Chief... since that was right before this training, it should not be expired just yet.

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Yukikaze

It's just as Akuta said earlier. Right as I was thinking, "if I have the chief with me, then that's all I need" -- he must have sensed it and came over in plushie form.

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Nanaki

(Is that even allowed?! A plushie of the chief..... s-so cute.....)

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Yukikaze

Nanaki, is your item the guitar?

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Nanaki

EH—?! Ah, y-yes. Out of everyone here, I think it's most relevant to me....

But.. if you asked me what I wanted right now, this wouldn't be it.

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Renga

Same here. I've bought these rose seeds at Nagi's shop before, so they're probably my item. Though, I don't think this is what I want most at the moment...

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Netaro

A-ha. So that is why Pihyoro came to Gii's shop and was acting so sneakily.

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Yukikaze

Yachiyo prepared that, I see. Then, this plushie of the chief must have been handmade by Sakujiro-san.

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Chihiro

Kinyari also got his charger, no sweat!

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Kinari

This is a relief. However, considering the need for proper power distribution over the next 5 days, I shall be using energy-saving mode.

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Chihiro

Kinyari~ In times like this, we gotta keep the vibez up! In this survival life, we should totes stay hyped and go all out ♪

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Kinari

Understood.

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Raito

The last 3 treasure chests are on top of the trees.... I wouldn't mind climbing up, but it might take a while.

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Yukikaze

In this battle, we need to report first to win.

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Nanaki

Maybe Drone Captain could go and get it for us...

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Drone Captain

Don't be a wimp! Drop and give me 50 squats!

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Nanaki

Guess not.

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Renga

Oh right! Kotaro -- with your circus performer talents, you could probably get it right away, yeah?

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Chihiro

Eh?! For realsies? Taroppu has that kinda talent?

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Renga

Yeah! Ah, but maybe you'd need an invention first...?

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Netaro

That is why I said I do not wish to walk any longer. I am starviiing. I want thaaat.

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Muneuji

In that case, you should eat a bit of this saturn-shaped chocolate. Yowa-san, say 'aah'.

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Netaro

Aaah. *Munch munch.*

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Yodaka

Are you feeling better now?

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Netaro

Too sweeeet. I want something more excitiiing.

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Renga

But we don't have any other food..... My rose seeds aren't edible after all.....

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Netaro

Aaaah! *Crunch crunch!*

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Renga

WHA— O-OY!! i just said these AREN'T edible—

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Netaro

DISGUSTING!!! *spits the seeds out*

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Akuta

WOOOW!!! His mouth turned into a machine gun!!!

*thud*

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Nanaki

Oh, the seeds hit a treasure chest on top of the tree...!

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Chihiro

Wuhuh? Kinda looks like it's about to fall?

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Raito

I see. We can throw something at the treasure chests to make them fall.

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Yodaka

Alright, let's be careful to not drop them on anyone's head.

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Nanaki

All 3 chests dropped pretty easily.

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Kinari

It is presumed that the remaining treasure chests contain the items belonging to Raito, Yowa-sama, and Natsume-sama.

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Yodaka

An item I want... I can't really think of anything in particular.

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Raito

Same goes for me.

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Netaro

I would like anything that could make things easier.

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Akuta

Open yada yada!

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Yodaka

1 of these contains Netaro's invention kit.. and a note.

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Renga

And the other 2 are empty...!

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Nanaki

Something to make things easier, and 2 nothing-in-particulars....!

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Yukikaze

Are the chief and the others...

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Raito

Psychics-?!

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Nayuki

Of course not.

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Chihiro

Nayuuki, you're being a party pooper!

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Nayuki

Do you remember the PR videos we filmed before? We simply distributed the items everyone mentioned.

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Akuta

What was that again?

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Nanaki

Y'know, that thing we answered, the 18 questions.

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Yukikaze

Indeed, there was one question that asked "if you could only take 1 item to a deserted island, what would it be?"

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Netaro

I believe that I answered "a survival kit in a four dimensional bag" though.

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Yodaka

So that's why there was a note along with the kit. "Please forgive me for this" ... in Danny's handwriting.

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Kaede

We haven't gotten a report from Team Ocean yet..

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Nayuki

Then the 1st battle is won by Team Air.

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Nayuki

The winning Team Air will be receiving additional items to make their survival easier. Congratulations.

Now then, both teams - we'll see you again in tomorrow's battle.

*beep*

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Yachiyo

Without further ado, these slaves will now present your reward!

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Daniel

For this round, we focused on items that would enhance your dining experience. The only supplies we provided were salt and canned foods, right?

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Yukikaze

We are truly grateful. Right, Chief?

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Nanaki

(He's talking to the chief plushie that he tucked snugly into his jersey pocket..!!)

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Daniel

First off, my reward for you is—

Ketchup & mustard!

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Renga

O-oh...?

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Daniel

I was torn between this and soy sauce. Since there's a lot of young folks here, I thought something with a strong flavor would be best.

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Yodaka

I think it's good that you played it safe.

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Daniel

What are ya talking about? Most food is edible if you slather it in ketchup. And mayonnaise is high in calories, which makes it great emergency food.

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Muneuji

I see... that is very informative.

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Yachiyo

As for me, please accept this 'Gold Hardtack Set'! It's such an exquisite item that when you eat it with the canned food we supplied, it makes you feel like you're standing on a mountain of gold!

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Akuta

Wooooww! Gorgeous bread has entered the scene!!! Super sparkly and shiny!!!!

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Yachiyo

It's as hard as gold! But if you manage to bite into it, you'll feel like you're in heaven...

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Nanaki

Ahaha..... seems like it'll be hard to finish it all.

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Yukikaze

In any case, that's 1 win for now. We got a reward, so we're off to a good start.

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Raito

Indeed. If we keep it going like this, perhaps the winner will be from Team Air!

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Chihiro

Isn't this...

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Akuta, Chihiro, & Kinari

Totes hype?!?!

  1. Drone Captain often includes English in its speech, but written in katakana. To try and preserve the kind of goofy effect, I have typed out these phrases with Capitalization Like This.

  2. Pantomime refers to productions telling stories without the use of dialogue -- mainly utilizing gestures, facial acting, and other movements.

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Katto
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Katto
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