Ward Mayors Training on a Deserted Island (PART 2)

Track 5

Deserted Island - Lighthouse Area

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Drone Teacher

Kin-Kon-Kan-Kon!1

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Kafka

Looks like it's time for the 4th battle.

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Ten

Time flies.

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Toi

I'm so glad our badges were redistributed first....!

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Kiroku

But.... that, bear cub..... what... happened...?

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Tao

Maybe they'll explain it now.

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Ryui

So the one in charge of today's battle is... Fuefuki, huh.

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Yachiyo

.......

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Sakujiro

Go on then, Fuefuki-kun. The instructions for your battle.

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Yachiyo

......

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Kaede

Yachiyo-kun....?

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Yachiyo

...yaps.

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Nayuki

Pardon?

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Yachiyo

Shut your yaps, you little gnats.

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Kaede

Wha.....?

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Yachiyo

Before we start the battle, please surrender all your badges here.

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Nanaki

Eh, but....

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Kinari

I believe that the badges are separate from the team battles.

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Yachiyo

JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND DO AS I SAY, YOU INSECTS!!! DO YOU WANT TO GET TRAMPLED UNDER MY SPIKED HEELS?!

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Kaede

(Yachiyo-kun is wearing sneakers though....)

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Yachiyo

Come on! Hurry up and RUN!

*WHIP!!*

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Sakujiro

Oyaoya, he's resorted to using that grass vine as a whip... Fuefuki-kun is rather enthusiastic about being in charge for this battle.

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Kuguri

How unexpected. I wasn't aware he was into that stuff.

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Yodaka

Today he seems quite different from the usual...

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Daniel

Duh, cuz payday's tomorrow.

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Renga

(That red pom-pom, it's the same one Geppei had..... Is this a trend or something.....?)

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Nagi

(I-is that...)

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Netaro

So this is what happens when it attaches to a human being! Interesting!

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Yachiyo

Has everyone submitted their badges? The theme for the 4th battle is THIIIIIIIS!!!!

CHALLENGE: ADORE ME WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT.

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Yukikaze

Adore you......

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Muneuji

Meaning?

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Yachiyo

Isn't that obvious! Whoever can exhilarate me the most within the time limit will win!

Massage my shoulders, or lick my feet, things like that! Use those idiotically smooth brains of yours and think of something!!!

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Chihiro

So we gots to give Yappu some fan service?

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Yachiyo

The reward for this challenge was supposed to be the ruins area.....buuuuuuut!!!

Because SOME naughty kids already went over there, I'm changing it.

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Liguang

What........?

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Yachiyo

If you win, you'll be rewarded with all the badges I've gathered here. However, if I'm not satisfied with your adoration.....

I WILL BE TAKING ALL THE BADGES INSTEAAAAADDDD!!!!!

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Raito

All or nothing, huh? Things are getting heated!

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Tao

Woah woah, this isn't something to be happy about!

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Ushio

This is a team battle, right? It'd make no sense for neither teams to win.

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Muneuji

Is the referee winning instead allowed?

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Kaede

T-that's true... What do the organizers think?

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Nayuki

We decided that the rules for each battle would be entirely left up to the person in charge....

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Daniel

Welp, it'll probs be fine. It's funny.

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Nagi

Netaro... did that alien we chased away from that bear cub yesterday take over Yachiyo instead to try and take all the badges....?

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Netaro

Tis what it looks like!

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Sakujiro

The participants for this battle will be everyone who hasn't partaken in one yet.

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Nayuki

For Team Ocean, that would be Lu-san, Kurama-kun, and Hachinoya-kun.

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Kaede

For Team Air, it'll be Renga-kun, Muneuji-kun, and Chihiro-kun!

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Yachiyo

NOW, COME AND ADORE ME TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT! HONOR ME! SERVE ME! GROVEL ON YOUR KNEES BEFORE MEEEEE!!!!

*conch horn HOOOOONKs*

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Chihiro

Psst, guys! I know this is all kinda sudden, but would you listen to Chii's bombtastic idea? *whisper whisper whisper....*

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Ushio

*sigh....* It's started... Being forced to 'adore' someone at work has gotta be peak sexual harrassment, right. If we sued him for this we'd 100% win.

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Liguang

Fuefuki's behavior today is quite strange. Actually, that unsettling aura of his is just the usual, isn't it....?

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Ushio

After he suddenly took all our badges, everything just became a hot mess. Honestly, I just can't. Let's just pass on this challenge, yeah?

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Nagi

.......

(Yesterday, Netaro gave the bear cub a can of honey to chase that alien away....)

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Netaro

I cannot have that guy destroying this planet when my Beatrice is out there somewhere.

Maybe I will~ do something!

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Nagi

Which means, specifically...?

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Netaro

Here I have "Call Me Queen Bee! Can of Honey Collected by My Servants", one of the canned food items that were provided to us.

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Nagi

Mhmhm.

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Netaro

I shall snap it open.

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Bear Cub

*sniff sniff*

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Nagi

Ooh.. the honey scent is so rich.

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Netaro

I shall get him to ingest this.

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Bear Cub

*lick lick, nom nom....*

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Nagi

He's licking it so happily.

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Netaro

Are you satisfied now?

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Bear Cub

*washooooom*

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Nagi

Ah...!

(The red pom pom came off....?!)

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Netaro

Now, do-something is a success!

Flashback End

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Nagi

(I don't really get the logic, but it seems like the goal is to satisfy the host that it's occupying.)

(Then I'll satisfy Yachiyo in this battle, just like Netaro did—)

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Liguang

Hachinoya. What do you think—

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Nagi

Yeah. I don't know if we can do it, but I intend to reach an agreement with him before every electronic device in the world is eaten up.

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Liguang & Ushio

Hah.......?

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Nagi

That's why we absolutely have to win this battle.

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Nagi

I'm treating this with utmost seriousness, so please trust me and follow my lead.

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Uh.......!

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Ushio

(W-why the hell is this guy so locked in.......?)

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Liguang

(Electronic devices..... agreement.....? What on earth is he talking about... but, this passion....)

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Ushio

(If I show any hesitation, I might be forced to shout all the way from the top of the lighthouse just to get some motivation......!)

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Liguang

(I do not want to make the same mistake from when I was a reindeer. To minimize any damage that could be done, I'll end this quickly...!)2

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Ushio

G-got it.

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Liguang

If you have a plan in mind, tell us.

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Nagi

Thanks, both of you. My plan is quite simple—

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Sakujiro

Oya. It seems that Team Air has finished their preparations first.

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Chihiro

Yappuu! Please indulge yourself in our OP cutieful performance~!!

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Muneuji

Without further ado, please take a look at this.

  1. The noise Drone Teacher makes here is the bell chime heard at Japanese schools.

  2. Referring to the Nagi and Liguang Christmas event!

Translation
Katto
Proofreading
Katto
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