Track 6
Deserted Island - Lighthouse Area
EH?! All of a sudden they built a huge set...!
There's a makeshift tent made of blue tarpaulin and wood, and underneath the 3 members of Team Air are sitting at a long table.... They're each holding some sheets of paper from Kinugawa-kun's sketchbook!
Is this....!
A-A FAN SIGNING EVEEEENT?!?!?!
Yup! Kotaro just made the set for us!
Very quickly.
They even got paper from...... Golem, why the hell are you helping the other team?!
Kamina-san, said that... I could hold this, in exchange......
That's.... a plushie of Chief-chan! 💢
(KAMINA-SAAAAAN???!!!!)
So fluffy, and.... comforting....
Looks like we've been breached.
If we're talkin' bout getting hyped by wuv, it's gotta be a meet-n-greet, right~! It's a super special, privy event just for you, Yappuu ☆
This is somewhere you can receive fan service from all 3 of us.
Please do savor it thoroughly.
T-this is how it feels to have the ultimate adoration...!!! My body is being drawn in by this unstoppable force~~~!!!
Haha, this is... how should I say... it's Chihiro's expertise.
This must be Chihiro's totally hype~ vibe.
...What?
Now, c'mere c'mere! *smooth scribble scribble~*
Here's your autograph. Make suresies to cherish it~!
GWAAAAA, that smile is too bright?!?! My eyes are meltiiing!!! A fragant and cutieful autograph has fallen into this poor servant's hands......
Howaaa... Chii-sama's sparkles reaches all the way over here....! I'm sooooo jealous.......!!
Aaand nyoow, a firm handshake! And nownow, snappin' a pic with Chii's phone ☆
FFFFWAAA.... AN AUTOGRAPH, A HANDSHAKE, AND A PHOTO IN ONE GO?!?! It's like a parfait from a high end fruit parlor!!!! Even if I've never eaten one before!!!!!!
U-uhm! I'm truly grateful for everything Chii-shama has done for me......
TIME'S UP! NEXT!
AAAHH!! The realism from being 'peeled away'.....! Even this rush of sadness is wonderful!!!
Looks like he's back to his vanilla self.
I already thought about this before, but, he and Kodama-san would probably get along well.....
I am up next. Behold, it is I, the cool as ice and super capable student council vice president — the esteemed Kaguya☆Muneuji. Good to see you.
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!
Those are words you'd never hear from Muneuji....... So this is Natsuyaki-san's influence, wow.
*smooth signing, firm handshaking, photo snapping*
He moves the pen with the grace of a princess!! His fingers are as cool and refreshing as whitebait!!! His face is so radiant, just looking at him brings me the purest jooooy~~~!!!!
TIME'S UP! NEXT!
Last but definitely not least, is me.... Hmph, there's no need for introductions now, is there?
AIYAAAA!!! THE WORLD-CLASS SUPER CELEBRITY TALENT, NISIZONO RENGA HAS APPEAAAAARED!!!!!
*sign, handshake, pic.*
Wow, he's really got it down. Makes him seem like a celebrity.
He doesn't seem like one, he is one after all.
*PANT PANT, WHEEZE WHEEZE, HUFF HUUUUUFF.....!!*
Fuefuki-sama's body temperature and heart rate have both increased.
And for the finale —
Brace yourself!
For your "big thanksies for comin' today" ☆ hug~!
*huggie huggie! huggie huggie!*
GYYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!! A DAZZLING RUSH OF SPARKLING RADIANCE FROM ALL 3 DIRECTIONS!!! I'M BEING CRUSHED BY THE OVERWHELMING WEIGHT OF THIS PURE BLISS~~~~!!!!!
...This settles it.
Yyeesshh.... t-thash plenty! Team Air wi—
Not yet.
GUEH!?!
AH! Liguang-san just pulled Yachiyo out of the hug pile....
Tell me what you desire. Whether it's me, or someone else...
But if you choose someone other than I — you know what'll happen, right? *chin grab*
IIIYAAAAAAA!!! N-NO, WHATSH GONNA HAPPEN-?!
First picking him up and carrying him over to the palm tree, then followed by a chin grab....?!
Waah... what a classic! He's just like a legendary host!1 Anyone would tremble like a fawn in the midst of this legendary ikemen, the type that's been adored for generations...!!
(Tch.... what is with this tomfoolery......!)
Crap.... Liguang's getting serious....!!
From here on out, Team Ocean's counterattack begins. Script By Me.
Next. Kurama, press the attack.
I-If you even think about looking away, I won't forgive you. *tug*
No way.... they didn't leave it at the chin grab, they also put in a clothes tug....!! The classic tsundere flavor is soaking in so well, my heart is boiling hot.....!!
HWAAAAH—!!!! T-THAT'S NOT ALLOWED GOOD SIR, NOT ALLOWED!!!!
Are you serious..... He's doing this without the influence of one of 'em meat buns. I've changed my mind about you, Kurama.....
I can feel it.. Uu-chan has a fierce determination that says "I'm gonna kill someone".
(AAAAAGHHH!!!! THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY, ISN'T IT!!!!! If anyone dares to tease me about this later, I'm literally suing them. ESPECIALLY Idiotake and Panda!!!!!)
Now I'm joining the fray. A palm tree slam2, followed by a chin lift. Not to mention the buttons of my shirt are undone.
(His shirt is unbuttoned, but that's just the usual.....)
*ajhskfja. jaw shaking.*
Gii seems to have taken a liking to this grabby stuff!
This scene... I'm getting deja vu.... and a headache...
*clothes tug.*
*chin grab.*
*palm tree slam.*
*chin lift.*
Lu-san and Kurama-kun are the pounders, while Hachinoya-san is the turner it seems.
*slam.*
*lift.*
*slam.*
*lift.*
A...a....aah..... opening.... they're opening....
THE GATES..... TO HEAVEN!!!!!!
Y-YACHIYO-KUUUUN?!?!
(Ah... the red pom-pom detached. Now's my chance.)
<<This one's no good either...!>>
Helloooo, the lovely being inside the red pom-pom over there. I don't know if you can understand me, but, won't you make a contract with me and become a peaceful alien instead?
Red Pom-Pom: <<Things ended up like this, so I've got no choice but to use my last resort....>>
*ALARMS BLARING*
W-what's going on?! What happened!?
That's not a very gentle lullaby.
HAVE THE MEAT-EATING ALIENS FINALLY DECIDED TO ATTACK--!?!
"Announcement to all areas."
"The island will be entering submersion mode. All occupants must evacuate within the next 30 minutes."