Ward Mayors Training on a Deserted Island (PART 2)

Track 9

Deserted Island - Forest

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Netaro

*fan fan fan fan*

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Nagi

....

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Netaro

*fan fan fan fan*

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Nagi

Netaro, what are you doing?

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Netaro

As you can see, I have gathered all the badges that Pihyoro has collected and am now fanning them with a leaf! *fan fan fan fan*

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Raito

I haven't heard of such a ritual before. What exactly does this do?

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Netaro

That alien has failed to consume what was inside the badges, correct?

Thus, if I continue to fan them like this, said alien shall be lured by the scent!

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Nagi

I see. It's the grilled eel kind of method.

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Raito

AH!!

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Nagi

Did an alien appear as soon as I said that...?!

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Netaro

Where?! I do not see them!

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Raito

Ah, no it's not that....

I just realized that I forgot to tell the rest that I would be going off on my own.

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Nagi

That's... yeah.

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Raito

I messed up. I'm sure they're worried by now—

AAAHH!!!

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Raito & Netaro & Nagi: Icon
Raito & Netaro & Nagi:

IT'S HEEEERRREEEE————!!!!

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Nagi

It hasn't been that long, Alien-san.

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Raito

Is that.... tiny red pom-pom an alien-? It's shockingly small!

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Netaro

That is the spaceship, so the actual body is inside.

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Raito

I see.... Regardless of its size, I had always hoped that I could see something like this before I die...!!

Haha! Yet another dream of mine has come true!!

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Red Pom-Pom

<<....! ......, ........!!!>>

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Nagi

It's trying to say something.

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Raito

But what is it...?

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Netaro

Here. I made a simple translator just a moment ago~

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Red Pom-Pom

<<Ugh... I knew this was a trap, but....>>

<<I couldn't control my hunger, and the scent lured me in.....!>>

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Nagi

The grilled eel method was super effective.

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Raito

Hello. We just wanted to talk—

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Red Pom-Pom

<<I have no idea what they're saying... Are these 3 trying to capture me....?>>

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Nagi

Huh... it doesn't translate our speech back to them?

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Netaro

Yes. I was lacking in materials, so it is rather primitive and can only translate one way.

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Raito

Then.... let's try this....!

*scribbling*

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Red Pom-Pom

<<What......? One has started writing something....>>

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Nagi

A bunch of 0's and 1's.....?

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Raito

I'm using the same methods as the Arecibo message1 during the year of 1974. I'm not sure if it will work though.....

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Netaro

Ahh, yes that! I have also seen this before~

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Red Pom-Pom

<<This is.... a message in binary....>>

<<A drawing of a human and I holding hands. Are they trying to say that they come in peace.....?>>

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Nagi

It worked....!

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Raito

Let's have a conversation like this, then!

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Nagi

After talking to them.....

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Raito

We now know that this alien came to Earth for sightseeing on vacation. However, they got into an accident and crash landed on this island.....

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Netaro

And they were surviving on the microchips embedded in our badges!

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Red Pom-Pom

<<That is correct. By borrowing the body of that brown mammal, I had managed to get a few microchips...>>

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Nagi

Netaro said that you would eat all the electronic devices in the world....

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Red Pom-Pom

<<That is impossible. I am the only one on this ship.>>

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Netaro

How boring.

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Raito

What happened with the submersion system?

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Red Pom-Pom

<<I wanted to enter sea hibernation until rescue from my home planet arrived.>>

<<I borrowed the body of a humanoid creature, opened the control room, and rigged it to allow remote operation from my spaceship.....>>

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Nagi

So you were attached to Yachiyo-san since yesterday....?

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Red Pom-Pom

<<I intended to head there with the badges for refuge.>>

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Netaro

There is no need for that. If you head to JPN, there would be more food than you could ever eat.

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Red Pom-Pom

<<Really.....?!?>>

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Nagi

Yep. A boat is coming to pick us up tomorrow, so you can sneak on and get there safely.

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Red Pom-Pom

<<...Understood. I shall now cease my interference with the control room.>>

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Nagi

...Thanks.

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Raito

Now we can only hope things will go well for Nayuki and the others....!

Deserted Island - Control Room

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Kafka

(....I wonder if Chief-chan and everyone were able to evacuate safely..)

If I can finish the program Nayuki was rewriting, then I can still fix things...

All I can do now is fight 'til the very end....!

*ping*

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Kafka

....! The foreign interference suddenly stopped...?! Now I can—

"Submersion will proceed in 15 seconds..."

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Kafka

No, I'm out of time....!!!

Deserted Island - Forest

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Akuta

Hole, holehole, where is that hoooleeee?!?!

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Ryui

We haven't been able to get in contact with the control room since then...!

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Toi

Uuhm... Kinari-kun said it was an exhaust vent....

I got it! Maybe we should observe the air flow!!

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Ryui

Divination?

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Toi

Nope. If I just gather a bunch of leaves and flowers...

..And throw it into the air! Hup!

*leaves crinkling*

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Akuta

WOAH?! They're getting blown away by some wind....!

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Toi

The wind might be coming from the exhaust vent! Let's check it out!

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Ryui

Toi, hold up.

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Toi

Eh?

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Ryui

There's a caterpillar in your hair.

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Toi

A..Ani-sama..!!! Kyun.....♡

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Akuta

THERE IT IIIIISSS!!! BOSS, I FOUND THE HOLEEEE!!!! AIR IS GUSHING OUT LIKE CRAAAAZYYYY!!!

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Ryui

Nice one, Isotake!

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Akuta

Usually, stuff like this is fixed by pullin' some lever!

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Toi

Let's try that!

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Conductors

One, two....!

*puuuuull!*

Deserted Island - Control Room

"Submersion will proceed in 50 seconds....."

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Kafka

What?! The countdown got longer...!?

(I see, Akuta's group must have....)

*typing*

"Submersion will proceed in 10, 9, 8...."

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Kafka

Got it, now....!!

"7, 6...."

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Kafka

Please work....!!!

*rumbling*

Deserted Island - Ruins Area

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Kaede

KAFKA.....!!!!

*rumbling stops*

*ping!*

"Announcement to occupants in all areas. Submersion mode has been averted."

Deserted Island - Control Room

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Kafka

..........

Just in tiiimee~~.....

"Repeating: Submersion mode has been averted."

Deserted Island - Team Ocean Base

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Akuta

Mousey fireworks, squeak squeak, launch launchhh!!

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Ushio

WH- YOU'RE AAAAACTUALLY A FUCKING IDIOT AREN'T YOU?!?! DO THAT SOMEWHERE WITHOUT PEOPLE AROUND!!!!!

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Muneuji

These handheld fireworks resemble comets if you wave them around, like this.

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Kiroku

It looks like.... you're, drawing..... in the, sky.

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Nanaki

A deserted island... the night sky... fireworks.... Yeah, I think I've got a good song coming up.

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Ten

Such high spirits after everything, right. As expected of high school students.

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Kuguri

Well, the training was cancelled so we all have free time until we get picked up tomorrow. We should all do as we please.

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Sakujiro

We sincerely apologize for putting everyone in danger.....

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Nayuki

Once we get back to HAMA, I'm going to investigate what caused all this. For now, it all just seems like a system malfunction though...

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Daniel

Weeell, in that case it ain't anybody's fault.

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Tao

By the way, what about the results of the 4th battle?

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Toi

Let's ask Yachiyo-san!

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Yachiyo

yuuup.....yuuuuuuuuup....

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Nagi

He's still out cold.

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Yachiyo

the sparkliness... the palm tree..... nooo, don't fight over meee.... ehehe~

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Chihiro

Looks like both sides were too OP and kyun-worthy that he can't decide?

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Kinari

This leads to both teams having 1 win, 1 loss, and 2 draws each. Therefore, the overall result is a draw.

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Yukikaze

Everyone, the food is ready. We should all eat while it's hot.

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Yodaka

There were no restrictions on ingredients or cooking utensils today, so we went all out.

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Liguang

Let's dine, then.

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Netaro

*honk hooonk~*

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Raito

Oh, Netaro.... you still have that conch shell?

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Ryui

So fuckin' loud.

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Kaede

.......

Flashback Start

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Kafka

Kaede-chan...!!

*Kafka pushes Kaede out.*

Flashback End

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Kafka

Chief-chan.

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Kaede

Ah... Kafka.

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Kafka

Won't you light some sparklers with me?

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Kaede

...Yeah.

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Kafka

.....

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Kaede

.....

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Kafka

...I'm really glad.

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Kaede

Eh?

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Kafka

I thought you'd be mad at me.

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Kaede

....I am mad. But—

If our roles were reversed, I think I would have done the same thing as you.

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Kafka

.....

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Kaede

You're precious to me, and those feelings would have made me react instantly...

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Kafka

!

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Kaede

I figured that you must have felt the same as I did, so I can't really be mad at you for that...

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Kafka

*sigh..*

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Kaede

Eh... what's wrong?

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Kafka

...It's just that.. you took the words right out of my mouth.

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Kaede

....I see.

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Kafka

Mhm.

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Kaede

Kafka... thank you for trying to save me.

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Kafka

I'm sorry for worrying you.

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Renga

Oooiii! Kafka, Chief!

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Shumai

Woof! Woof!

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Kaede

Ah! Renga-kun and Shumai!

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Renga

Kotaro and Nanaki are about to play a duet with their conch shell and guitar! Are you two coming?

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Kaede

Ahaha, what an interesting pair of instruments.

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Kafka

Let's go join them!

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Kaede

Yeah!

  1. Arecibo message refers to an interstellar radio message carrying basic information about humanity and Earth that was sent to the globular cluster Messier 13 (M13) in 1974. It was meant as a demonstration of human technological achievement rather than a real attempt to enter into a conversation with extraterrestrials.

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