BOW WOW Patrol

Track 4

HAMA House - Exterior

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Kafka

We've got the hurdles and hula hoops for the performance, everyday necessities, and their favorite dog food…

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Renga

Alright, that's all the luggage!

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Kosaka

Oh my, I'm so sorry that you had to carry everything because of my back problems..

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Yukikaze

It's no problem. You should take care of your back. Lower back pain in particular can become a recurring problem, so please don't push yourself.

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Ten

Daniel-san also had a back injury, seems like quite the nuisance yea?

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Kosaka

Please excuse me. Being pulled along by the dogs is still fine since I've trained for it, but well... let's leave it at that.

Alright then, I have to get going now. I'll be leaving these puppies with you, so please take care of them.

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Kafka

It's our pleasure. We'll be sure to take good care of our important colleagues.

*Kosaka drives off.*

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Renga

Leo, Totomaru, Shingen, Ace, Mile! It's good to see you all again…! I'm glad that everyone's doing well!

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Ten

(Ugh. Dealing with dogs again.)

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Liguang

…I believe that the plan was to keep each of our police dogs in our respective rooms. And that we'll be conducting our training for the performance in the backyard. Am I correct?

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Yukikaze

Yes. Some of our younger brothers don't do well with such commotion. So the dogs will not be allowed to roam freely outside of the R1ze members' rooms and the backyard.

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Kaede

There are rabbits in Liguang-san and Yuki-nii's room though, is it okay for the dogs to be in there too?

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Liguang

It's no problem. I've asked Sojun to take care of them for the time being, so they're at my family home.

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Kaede

That's good to hear…! I've gotta thank Sojun-san for helping out later.

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Yukikaze

…Looks like Shumai will be staying in the same room as Leo, Totomaru, and Mile.

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Ten

It's gonna get pretty crowded. Will Shumai be okay?

He's the jealous type, isn't he?1

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Kafka

It'll be fine. I already talked to him about it.

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Kafka

Shumai, come here for a bit. I have something important to tell you.

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Shumai

Woof?

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Kafka

You see, we have a big job coming up. Some puppies who work with the police will be staying here as our house guests.

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Shumai

…Woof.

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Kafka

I believe that you should be able to get along with these puppies. What do you say?

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Shumai

…..

—Woof! woof!

Flashback End

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Liguang

…Is that so. That's a rather direct approach for you.

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Kafka

Shumai's a smart one, so everything worked out once I talked to him.

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Renga

M-Me too! I'm sure that if it's Shumai, he'll be able to get along with Leo and the others just fine!

Let's practice a bunch, and make sure the event goes on without a hitch! Leo!

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Leo

Woof!

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Kafka

……….

Now, then. Let me give everyone a tour of HAMA House, where you'll all be staying for the next few days.

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Yachiyo

Guuu… Mr. President, are you really going to leave these damn dogs here…?

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Kafka

It's already been decided.

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Yachiyo

They're messing up my turf…. Just cuz they're kinda cute, those evil gang dogs….

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Kafka

Okay okay. We'll make sure that they don't go to the 4th floor, where you live. Plus, it might be better for everyone if you kept your distance from each other. Just make sure you do your chores.

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Yachiyo

Yyyess… I'll do my best to do everything except care for the dogs…. I still want my salary, so… this is fine…

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Kafka

Alright, follow me. There are some people who want to meet you, so let me introduce you to them!

Police Dogs

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NPC

Woof!

HAMA House - Living Room

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Akuta

WOAAHH! THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HEEREE! THE POLICE DOGS JOIN THE PARTYYYY!!!

This reminds me of that movie with the dog as the main character!! As the intergalactic film director, I'm getting hit with a beam of inspirationnn~~!!

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Chihiro

S-sho adorbs~~!! So fwuffy and soft! Their eyes are so sparkly and totes cute!!!

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Toi

Fwaaahh! Just watching them walk around brings a smile to my face!

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Mile

*sniff*

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Toi

Even a small dog like you can be a police dog…! You're doing amazing things. Good boy, good boy.

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Akuta

So we have a Doberman, a German Shepherd, and…

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Ten

Totomaru's a Kai Ken.

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Akuta

Kai Ken!! That really gives off that police dog vibe, right~ Wooow, so coool! Nice to meetcha, doggies!

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Chihiro

Siberian Huskies FR have the most heart warming smiles, don't they? Big thanksies for taking a selfie with me, Shingen!

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Kafka

Ahaha, looks like everyone's made friends really quickly…

Since they're introducing themselves, how about we show off what Kosaka-san taught us during our training session?

HAMA House - Backyard

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Kafka

…Alright, Mile. This handkerchief belongs to someone here. Can you sniff it and guess who the owner is?

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Mile

*sniff sniff…* Woof!

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Chihiro

Woah, amaziiing, you got it right~!! Mhm, this hanky belongs to none other than Chii ♪

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Toi

He got it on the first try…! I wonder if Mile also knows that Chii-sama is an invincible idol just from his scent?

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Kaede

Ah…! Everyone's here. Looks like things are going well, Kafka.

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Kafka

Chief-chan. Shumai's here too.

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Shumai

Woof… woof.

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Kaede

(Looks like Kafka really did talk to Shumai about this… Normally, he'd be barking at these strangers, but now he's just watching them quietly.)

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Renga

Now, Leo! After you've jumped over the hurdles, you've gotta catch the frisbee. Got it? —Let's go!

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Akuta

He's started running, it's challenger Leo! He's fast! Too fast! He leaps over the hurdles without even breaking a sweat, and does a dynamic jump…

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Renga

AH?!

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Akuta

Oh no! Renga-san's frisbee has taken a sharp turn, but…

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Leo

Woof!

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Akuta

He catches it!! It's another clear victory~~!! Challenger Leo wins the gold medal!!!

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Renga

Great job, Leo!

Hmph… How about that, Liguang! Me and Leo's teamwork!

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Liguang

You're lucky that Leo is so talented.

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Renga

W-what did you just say?! Well, it's true that Leo's talented but!

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Ten

Well, guess we'll get this done too.

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Yachiyo

Hmph, I'll watch from right here.

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Kaede

(Yachiyo-kun, you're so far away…)

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Ten

'Kay, Totomaru. Hula hoop.

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Totomaru

…..

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Kaede

Waah, he went through the hula hoop in no time…! Totomaru is really talented too!

*applause*

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Yukikaze

The way he does it so effortlessly, with a straight face… Ten, you and Totomaru are quite alike.

You two are a good match. It warms my heart to see.

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Ten

…Uh, comparing me to a dog is kinda…

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Yachiyo

Ah! You're right… They've both got black hair, expressions that won't tell what they're thinking at all, and really unmotivated demeanors! You two are spitting images of each other, Ten-kun!

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Ten

Aha. So you're just naturally rude.

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Kaede

You haven't had that much time to practice yet, but you're already in perfect sync with each other… That's amazing. I can't wait for the actual performance, Kafka!

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Kafka

…Yeah.

Chief-chan. On the day of the event, stay close to the police as much as you can. Please don't move around too much.

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Kaede

Eh, why though?

…Is something wrong? Your face is all gloomy.

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Kafka

…No. Lots of people will be there, so I don't want our chief to get lost is all.

Well, no matter how many people are there, I'm sure that I can find you right away.

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Kaede

Ahaha, what are you even talking about Kafka? But it is true that it'll probably get crowded that day, so I'll make sure not to get separated from everyone.

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Kafka

...Yeah. Promise me, okay?

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Kaede

…? Okay. I promise.

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Kafka

Alright then, let's get back to practice! Mile, how about we do the next trick?

HAMA House - Hallway

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Renga's Manager

"...You called me out of the blue, so I was wondering what was going on. To think that you'd ask me to double-book a job for him…"

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Kafka

…The offer's already been secured. Once I give the go-signal, it'll fly.

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Renga's Manager

"About this offer, where exactly did it come from…"

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Kafka

The long-established manufacturer of—

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Renga's Manager

"What?! From that major company?! And the offer is a series of commercials, right?! If this goes well, it could go on to be a multi-year contract…"

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Kafka

Right. If you accept the offer, they said that they'd be glad to continue working with Renga in the future.

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Renga's Manager

"I truly appreciate it! I would take the offer in a heartbeat, but…"

"Renga-san has really been looking forward to this police dog event. Even during his breaktimes on set, he talks about it non-stop…"

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Kafka

…I am aware of that. However. Renga might be in danger, so I absolutely want to stop him from participating in this event.

I'm sure that as his manager, you wouldn't want him to get hurt either. Right?

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Renga's Manager

"...Of course I don't, but…"

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Kafka

On that day, I want to get Renga out of HAMA no matter what. So… please. Hear me out.

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Renga's Manager

"...I understand. Okay, I'll schedule it in… and contact Renga-san about it.

*Renga's manager hangs up.*

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Kafka

……

(...Sorry, Renga. But I've already made up my mind.)

HAMA House - Tiger Room

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Renga

Kafka! Ten! Listen to this!!

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Kafka

What's up, Renga?

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Renga

I just got a call from my manager! Apparently I've got a big job lined up! I landed a commercial for that product line everyone knows.

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Ten

Wow, good for you. How much do you usually get paid for that kinda thing?

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Renga

M-my salary is a secret. But, the day of the shoot… it overlaps with the police dog event. My manager said that we couldn't reschedule…

I tried really hard to think of what to do, but I couldn't come up with anything…

Don't you think there's a way around this, Kafka? You're really smart, so I thought maybe you could think of something and convince my manager to let me do both…

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Kafka

…but isn't this a big opportunity for you?

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Renga

Yeah, it is. That's why…!

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Kafka

I'll explain the situation to the event organizers. So you should go and do your work, Renga.

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Renga

…Huh? W-why are you saying that! I came to you for help because I want to do both…

Up 'til now, you always said that if my ward mayor work was the prior commitment, then that's what takes priority. You've even spoken to my manager directly about stuff like this, right?

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Kafka

That's true, but that's because those projects weren't as big as this. There was still room to move around your schedule. This time, I think you should prioritize your showbiz activities.

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Renga

…B-but, there are no talents besides me appearing, and it's going to be filmed indoors. Normally this type of shoot should allow for some adjustments.

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Kafka

This police dog event is a one-time thing. The commercial job is for a product-line series, so you might be offered a multi-year contract right? You should do it properly, for your own sake.

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Renga

……….

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Ten

(My my… this isn't like Prez at all.)

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Renga

B-but, I… I-I love dogs, so I really want to join this event. Kafka, you of all people must get that right?

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Kafka

Renga, you're an adult now too, aren't you?

The main focus of the police dog event is me. The other R1ze members are also participating. It'll be fine even if you can't join this time.

You need to think about what's best for you and act accordingly.

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Renga

I-I mean, of course making money is important, but I…!

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Kafka

Besides, you can still see Leo and the others here in the dorm. Since your manager has taken this on for you, shouldn't you take responsibility and work on that job?

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Renga

Wha… w-what's gotten into you, Kafka! You'd always help me out with stuff like this…

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Kafka

Nothing's gotten into me. I'm just telling you my honest opinion.

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Renga

Kh....!

I-I'm definitely not giving up! I'm going to participate in the police dog event! No matter what!!

*Renga leaves and slams the door.*

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Ten

Oh my~ …Did you two just have a fight? That's unusual.

Actually, what happened just now. Prez was being kinda unreasonable. Right, Shumai?

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Shumai

Woof!!

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Kafka

…..

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Ten

(...Is this 'cuz of that? Did Prez find out 'bout that org using dogs?)

(I see now. He wants to protect the dog from other dogs. Hillarious.)

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Kafka

(...No matter what anyone else says. What I'm doing… isn't wrong.)

  1. Ten actually says "the heavy type" in the original text. As in, Shumai is the type to make relationships heavy (referring to certain dialogue from Escape from S).

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